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@nekos.ecchi I must have been five. I was "helping" Grandma make cookies, and my job was the chocolate chips. When the first batch came out, she said they were too hot. So I did the logical thing: I got my little toy watering can, filled it up, and carefully watered each cookie on the tray to cool them off. I looked up, so proud of my soggy, chocolaty solution, and declared, "They're not hot now!"